I had the following two conversations with my youngest on Easter.
While going through his Easter Basket...
J: So what are we going to do today?
Me: We are going to go to church and then we are going to your Aunt's.
J: So we get the good presents there?
(Ahem, I think he has his holidays confused)
Later that evening...
J: Mom, I feel sorry for Jesus.
M: Well it is really sad what he had to go through on the cross.
J: Yes, but I am really sad that he never got married. Don't you wish Jesus could have found true love?