KFC doesn't have anything on the Middle Geek. Here he is displaying his very own Double Down*, which he made for breakfast.
*What is in the MG Double Down? Well I am sure you do not want to know. Really, you don't.
Okay, you insist.
First you take one slice of lunch meat. MG prefers bologna or turkey - Oscar Meyer. Then you add a generous amount of Sunflower Butter and Grape Jelly. Cover with a second slice of lunch meat and seal the edges.